90 Seconds with Mr. Grimm

People who chew loudly.

Khaki. I know it’s more of a fabric, but I really absolutely loathe khaki.

Because I have stretchy skin and long arms I’ve always dreamed of being Mr. Fantastic from The Fantastic Four.

A greyhound.

Ideally, on Broadway!

Ben and Jerry’s Non-Dairy Coconut Seven Layer Bar. Specific, right?

A piano, a blow dryer, and a copy of Celine Dion’s “All By Myself.”

Bulgogi Tofu.

Tea always.

I actually wrote an autobiographical cabaret last year and it was called because I’m a bit of a gossip girl.

Patti LuPone.

When I was in high school, we had an evacuation drill. It was 1,300 kids standing in a single file line for two hours, and about five minutes in, I realized that I had to pee so badly. After basically crying for two hours because I was trying to hold it in, I finally apprached the superintndent of the school, who was surrounded by armed police officers, and I said, ”If I don’t go to the bathroom now, I am going to wet myself.” I had to be escorted by an armed guard to a bathroom, where the guard had to stand outside of the stall the entire time. They had to hold the buses for me because they finally evacutaed during the four minutes I was away.