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Never Have I Ever (Deerfield Edition) 

  • Writer: ooiu 123
    ooiu 123
  • Mar 9, 2023
  • 2 min read

The Scroll presents “Never Have I Ever (Deerfield Version).” Our list is a loose measure of your time at Deerfield, not a bucket list (though you may treat it like one). Many of the items on our list encompass some quintessential elements of life at Deerfield, so we are sure that you’ll be able to check off at least one.

Never Have I Ever…

☐ Skipped Sit-Down

☐ Made an announcement at Sit-Down

☐ Cut in the first waiter line

☐ Made a salad/sandwich instead of lunch/dinner

☐ Helped set a table that I didn’t have to

☐ Been assigned to the Parker Room

☐ Eaten in the Parker room regardless of my assignment

☐ Been ditched by my Sit-Down head

☐ Gotten sung to in the D-Hall

☐ Been to Sunday Brunch

☐ Broken something in the D-Hall

☐ Signed up for a club/alliance’s emails and never attended

☐ Dressed the theme for a sports game

☐ Watched a sport I didn’t know the rules to

☐ Continued a chant when everyone else stopped

☐ Visited Richardson’s

☐ Visited Bittersweet

☐ Eaten at the Deerfield Inn

☐ Asked someone or been asked to Semi

☐ Learned how to swing dance

☐ Stayed for the entirety of a dance

☐ Taken the shuttle to Greenfield

☐ Shrived at the Riv

☐ Hiked to the Rock

☐ Gotten parietals

☐ Been on stage in School Meeting

☐ Unrighteously walked on senior grass

☐ Learned the lyrics to the “Evensong”

☐ Participated in Choate Day festivities

☐ Kept prohibited items in my dorm

☐ Been late for curfew

☐ Been late for class

☐ Skipped class

☐ Dressed up for Halloween (the dance counts too!)

☐ Bought something from the Louis Café

☐ Stayed in the Health Center overnight

☐ Read the Scroll (Free square!)

 
 

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